Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Taser Fun 101
I have a sick obsession with tasers.
I would love to own one. I think it would put fear in some of my mouthier employees.
The highway patrolmen and cops that come in will NOT let me borrow theirs. (I think Mr. Funny has mentioned that I might be dangerous with one)
I also think Mr. Funny is afraid that a bad bout of PMS might get him zapped.
One of our employees' ex-boyfriend kicked in a cops car window and then hit a cop and got tasered. He peed his pants dropped like a dead mule and cried like a girl. I would like to have one in my purse just to be on the safe side. You never know when you might get robbed or attacked. I have pepper spray but I don't think it always works. I went to the Taser website and had some fun watching bad guys pay their dues.
Good times right there.
This is an awesome video, I have been laughing my ass off at other peoples expense.