I just had to make my kids go to the county fair.
What is up with that?
Ash wanted to spend another night talking to 26,000 of his best friends on Facecrack and I told him we would give them money if he went and took his little brother.
They are gone.
Since they left, I have scrubbed all the countertops and appliances, ran vinegar through the coffeemaker, ran the dishwasher, washed 2 loads of laundry, fed the dogs, folded towels, and had 4 glasses of water.
I am drinking water these days.
I know, I am not a lover of the drink but I have all but given up on any kind of soda and sweet tea is the devil.
I know now why people who drink a lot of water lose more weight.
It is because they are too busy peeing to eat.
I should get myself a catheter, keeps those pesky trips to a minimum.
Especially when you are in the middle of an ass-kicking lunch rush and doing the pee-pee dance.
I bet people are wondering what I am doing in there every 15 min.
I feel ashamed, like I have to explain myself: "sorry, I am drinking water"
There is a jumbo bag of Skittles in the cabinet and I really want to strap it to my face and chow down. And chase it with an IBC rootbeer, M&M's and a handful of mayo.
Man, I am weird.
I think I have brain damage from all the water.