I am on episode 2 of The Bachelor.
Seriously, I expected gorgeous girls with perfect bodies but the extent of the cattiness and boobs and all-out sleaze makes me burp bile.
He is looking for a life partner, not a blow-up doll.
Let me be honest here:
Michelle- you act desperate and a lot looney. I am flummoxed that you got a rose, go home.
Rozlyn- all I see is makeup and boob, I cannot even drum up anything nice to say except that when you press your chest all over a guy and kiss him when you are wearing a bikini, their brain freezes up- that is why I think you got the date rose.
Gia- lingerie/swimsuit model, you are cute, I haven't decided about you yet
Christina- I liked you, then you acted stupid and I decided I didn't as much, you get another chance
Ali- super cute, seemingly sincere, my fave so far
Vienna- don't like you or your little dog that you dress in matching clothes with you
Ashley- your mom sends you clothes every day (weird) and I see no chemistry with Jake
Elizabeth- telling him not to kiss you was "intriguing" to Jake, I thought it was your way of trying to make him want you more, you are very pretty but again, no sparks that I saw and you sounded dumb when you said he "could make out with your forehead all night"