It just gets worst.
That poor, adorable man.
Because I cannot make this up people, these girls are so pathetic.
Michelle, thank you for leaving but you really supplied many laughs and when I had to see Jake kiss you, I threw up in my mouth a little. Then you tell a joke about how the palm trees don’t have coconuts and point to your boobs saying "here are the coconuts".
And I still like Ali, she is kinda bossy and controlling like me.
Elizabeth, he's just not that into you. He has to kiss you to see if he gets a twinge in his pants (my husbands favorite saying)
No twinge, no rose.
And vanilla is a flavor, not a color of the rainbow. FYI
Ella is sweet but there is no chemistry. Reminds me of the last girl with a kid, Stephanie?
Gia is soooo cute, nevertheless, she doesn't get much time alone with Jake.
Ashleigh, sweetie, I like you and I hate public speaking too. A little vodka goes a long way. Or a lotta vodka, in your case.
The Icy Hot bugged me til 4:00 this morning. It felt cold and weird and kept me up.
I fell asleep but had dreams about ice cubes on my neck and there was a spaceship and Gwyneth Paltrow (I caught the end of a very bad GP / Jude Law movie the other night and there were aliens and dinosaurs and her hair and lipstick looked perfect the whole time) and there was a monkey named Moo (I hate monkeys) and a pool with silver water. (in the dream)
So, I believe there might be opium in Icy Hot.
And who snored all night and had no regard for my pain and cold neck and dreams?
And after spending 30 min. looking for something cute to wear for pics (a BR blush (or was it bashful?) colored ruffled shirt with tiny black cardigan), she decided to come back tomorrow to take the pics.
And so the insanity begins again.
I'm gonna wear my son's college hoodie and yoga pants.
And I am gonna rat my bangs and wear dark lipliner and pale lipstick and no blush or mascara.
Love ya all!!!!