I know it is mean to take pictures of people at Walmart or anywhere else and poke fun at them.
I know there is a website that indeed does just that.
That being said, I have had to force myself not to risk my life (they don't let you take photos at WM and will tell you so- they did to my son) and photograph some people lately.
Item 1- A very large woman, St. Patty's Day, at Walmart. She was wearing bright green sweat pants (the elastic ankle kind), a different shade of bright green sweater, green Crocs, green socks and a huge Leprechaun hat. I ran-ran-ran up to Mr. Funny and told him he would not believe what I had seen. Then she walked right past us.
I think she was hoping to get her photo taken for the website.
Item 2- An entire family of rat tails. 3 little boys, the gramps and daddy, all with normal hair in the front and a long rat tail in the back. All wearing racing shirts. The mom was normal. Well maybe not but she looked normal.
Item 3- Yesterday at the mall. 2 ladies with bunny ears. Huge ones. And the one was wearing a dress like Laura Ingalls on Little House and Ugg type boots. And one was in a wheelchair and looked like she might be mentally handicapped but she was wearing those bunny ears and smiling so big. It was precious and disturbing. Mostly precious.
Item 4- Me. I am wearing snowman pj bottoms, pink fake Crocs from Avon (they have rhinestones too and I got them to wear in the yard and they were 5 bucks), hair sticking up and tucked behind my ears so it looks like I have a mullet, mascara smeared because I didn't wash it all off, and a t shirt from the haunted hotel we went to for our anniversary.
Grab your cameras because I am too vain to post a webcam photo and too lazy to fix myself up in case the UPS man drops a package.
Anyway, I was cleaning and the Crocs are non slip when I mop the kitchen tile, the bottoms I wore to bed and the matching top was too hot to clean in so I grabbed the t shirt. Everything else was God given and bless my heart I am homely.
If I had a set of bunny ears, I would wear them proudly to cover up this crazy hair. (I just got it cut and she got the bangs a little short and I have a cowlick so they stick up when I first get up)
Hope you are filled with the love of Jesus and how he died for us.
Hope you don't eat too much candy.
And I really hope you don't show up at my house with a camera.