I was going to write about how I want Mike Rowe to show up at my house with a Ford (dear Lord let it be a decent sized car) and Swap My Ride (which is a joke because I adore my Yukon despite the fact that it is green with pollen this week)
In reality, I just think Mike is way hot.
In an innocent "tell me again about working that chicken
I mentioned that it would be fun to have him show up because he is cute and he is the announcer on Ghost Hunters and has a sexy voice and he loves to do dirty jobs that normal people would never do.
Like remodel our dish room at work. Or clean the coffin shower in the master bath.
Mr. Funny did not find that funny at all and now he is in the kitchen eating a corn dog and muttering about how Mike would have a small Ford and how I already have a big Yukon.
Did I mention I love my big Yukon?