My husband saw a snake in our front yard yesterday. A snake. A slippery, slimey snake. How does this happen? I blame the lawn guy. You know, the ONE WHO SAW THE SNAKE! He has not mowed and the grass is long. I am packing a bag in case I need to leave in a hurry.
This is for you, Mel:
I dreamed last night that there were bears in our yard. Huge, killer bears that tried to eat our dogs and attack us. They were hiding in the trees (we have 75 trees on our property- my husband counted once) and I spent the entire night running away from them. Now my neck is out again and my hair is matted up in the back.
We hired another cook. He used to work there before we owned it and has lots of experience. He needed no training. Tuesday he didn't show up for his shift so I called his house. He is IN JAIL for 30 days on a parole violation. This makes 2 cooks in 2 months in the pokey. I should write a book on the sh#t that happens to us.
Yesterday when the little one got home, he saw the night stand I got him and hauled it up to his room (he is freakishly strong) A bit later, he yells down at me, "hey mom, do you have a toaster?" I yelled back "yes" and he yelled "where?" and I yelled "here, in the kitchen" so he came downstairs and started looking around. I told him it was right over on the counter. "What? where?" he said. I said "over there, why do you need the toaster? it is bed time." "OH MY GOSH MOM, NOT A TOASTER, A COASTER to put my water glass on at night so I don't get water rings on my night stand." Oh.
I am delighted that he thinks to use a coaster though, I raised him right.
Has anyone seen the new show Happy Endings on ABC? If not, got to ABC.com and watch both episodes, it is some funny stuff!!
I have to go to the grocery store today, get my hair done, pay some bills, pick up some light bulbs at the lighting store, get 2 picture frames, gas up my car and finish the laundry. I need to shower and start my day, have a great one!!